The entire country is preparing to support Monterrey fans after the draw against Inter.

State without a border bridge.– After Monterrey's miraculous draw against Inter Milan, the entire country is preparing to endure the Rayados fans.

Despite the result being obtained in a tournament that absolutely no one in the world watches, the Mexican team's fans have begun to boast about their universal football superiority, prompting the activation of emergency protocols to deal with the aftereffects of the Real Madrid fans.

“Monterrey Rayados”

Because they drew 1-1 against Inter in their Club World Cup debut. The Europeans think they're snobs for having millionaire squads, but today they felt the Latin American rigor, the Italians almost got the better of them, you sons of bitches. pic.twitter.com/Al52HE1aDk

— Sports Trends (@TendenciaDepor) June 18, 2025

Monterrey fans are even more annoying than usual.

For its part, the National Civil Protection Coordination announced this morning that earplugs, shields made of machaca and memes of bonuses will be distributed to counter the outbreak of "acute rayaditis" , characterized by phrases such as: "We made Inter shake" or "We almost won, dude, if it had lasted two more minutes."

Various regions of the country have reported an increase in the sending of Rayados stickers, 7-minute audio recordings of their northern cousins, and the sale of the team's fake jerseys.

#FIFACWC | “Three-time champion, crybaby, watch it on TV”

A Rayado fan's message to América. #ClubWorldCup #Rayados #Monterrey #América

📹. @ericklmelchor_ pic.twitter.com/NeveBMp1ls

— ZERO HOUR SPORTS (@hcdeportesmx1) June 18, 2025

Likewise, the secessionist attempt in the northern state has been revived, accompanied by the slogan: "The Liga MX is too small for us," along with a proposal to hold a referendum seeking the independence of Nuevo León, a measure that will likely be supported by the rest of the country after seeing the attitude of its inhabitants after achieving a draw in a molero tournament.

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