Conte plays fedayeen on Gaza, Schlein now thinks about early primaries. In Sicily, Franceschini-Guerini duel

Rome. Giuseppe Conte Abu Mazen. The strategy, the suggestion, the confession of his fedayeen: “Our president wants to be the prime minister candidate, he can’t get over it. Now we are pushing everything on peace. We are preparing for the NATO summit on June 21. The M5S is growing every week”. We meet Conte and ask: “Pres, do you know that the PD is talking about coalition primaries? Why don’t you accept?”. Conte Abu Mazen answers us: “There is still plenty of time”. There is great confusion under the PD sky and for Schlein the situation is excellent. In Sicily there is a puppet show. Franceschini against Guerini. Elly plays Angelica.

Another extraordinary day has taken place there where hope never fades. Elly, the Angelica, goes to the Trento Festival, and you hear her say: “Early elections? I hope so. We are absolutely ready”. It wasn’t a fantasy. Among the armchairs of the leftists, the deputies of the Democratic Party, in the Chamber, this has been going around for days: “Maybe it’s time to set coalition primaries. We’ll argue now and then all together”. The old fathers of the Democratic Party, like Arturo Parisi, look twenty years younger when they hear the word “primaries”. No, it’s not a fantasy. Do you want to see that when Marco Furfaro (he’s Schlein’s Pajetta) talks on the phone (and does nothing but talk on the phone; it seems like he’s negotiating peace between Ukraine and Russia) he’s perhaps preparing the big event? Also because… well, there’s a Conte who’s been lively lately, in an Abu Conte Mazen version.

The latest poll gives the M5S 14 percent and he has started to believe in it again. The comeback. If you are not in government and you have no money, give peace as much as you want. And he, Conte, modestly offers it graduidamende . His people: "We have noticed, from the polls, that peace pays and rewards. And the President is pushing hard on peace and on no rearmament". And what does that mean? "It means that next week we will continue to make tough opposition. On the security decree and then on rearmament and above all on Gaza, Ukraine". When a journalist meets an Abu Conte, there is no chance of winning. They ask him, in Triggiano, in Puglia: President, are you speaking against Israel? And he, Abu Conte: "Let's not distort things. I have always condemned Netanyahu's criminal conduct, the genocide underway is the fault of this criminal government". If you don't stop him he could jam the 45 rpm with "criminal, criminal". Let's go back to the idea of ​​primaries to choose the prime minister candidate. We were at the early congress of the PD, which should call Elly after the regionals, but Elly, who is Angelica, very clever, would like to capitalize on the advantage over Abu Conte and thinks: if we hold primaries now, I'll defeat everyone. They say it around Cine Schlein and now do you understand why Angelica comes out with the phrase in Trento: "We are ready"? She is. But Conte? The fedayeen: "In six months, taking advantage of our campaign for peace, we can still catch up on the PD". Also because the PD has healthcare, but Meloni has understood the game. Conte's fedayeen: "Every time Schlein attacks on healthcare, Meloni explains that the regions are governed by the center-left". Nothing. Peace is better. Only that in the PD there is always war. Let's go down to Sicily. Turkish things are happening. The regional secretary is the deputy Barbagallo, a supporter of Franceschini, and he ran again for secretary, but it turned out that even the deceased were registered, something like Mattia Pascal. Challenging Barbagallo is Peppino Lupo, a member of the European Parliament for the Democratic Party, who is a supporter of Guerin, that is, a reformist like Lorenzo Guerini, together with another Sicilian with great hopes, Michele Catanzaro. What does Schlein do? He sends Nico Stumpo, commissioner, to Palermo and a guarantee commission is set up which, be careful, could cancel the membership. At that point, however, an appeal can be made to the National Commission. When Guerini found out, he got angry and took off in his fighter plane, his little beard goes up and reformism. He tells everyone: “Now I'm going to Sicily and I'll defend my people”. And the problem is that he's seriously going there, but to go and sing to Franceschini's men and to Franceschini. Schlein who was warned: "Secretary, look, in Sicily, Dario and Lorenzo are fighting like Ariosto's characters" and she, sweet as Angelica, replied that the regular and healthy democratic exercise of the Democratic Party cannot be stopped. In short, she is having a lot of fun. Now do you understand why she is ready? Conte is about to wear a keffiyeh instead of a clutch bag to chase her; Franceschini is dueling with Guerini; Bonaccini is stuck at the optician trying out a new frame and Gentiloni is writing for Mario Orfeo, as if he were Sandro Viola. Schlein will drive them all crazy like Orlando who was losing his mind. Let's finish it then as the poet advised, before the story becomes annoying to you: "And I would rather postpone it, before it bothers you with its length".

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