Drunkard's speech confused with Nostradamus' prophecies
Apocalypse in Poetry.– The nonsense of a drunk was mistaken for a gloomy prophecy by Nostradamus regarding the next Pope.
The incident occurred outside a downtown bar, where the author, known as "El Carlitos," recited ambiguous phrases filled with fatalistic predictions between belches.
He threw his prophecies between belches and slips🔮 Nostradamus wrote about "lands of the New World stirred by fire and blood." Many believe he could be referring to Latin America... And Colombia? Amid fires, armed conflicts, and social crisis, it seems the prophecy is echoing in our land. pic.twitter.com/QEk1AFUpk9
— Geopolitica (@Geopolitica_Gl) April 22, 2025
“The sun will fall asleep on the cooler at the Oxxo… and then the chaos will begin,” rambled the guy, who as a young man used to write verses to the girls he wanted to flirt with.
The sayings soon created terror among those close to him, who immediately identified the quartet as one of the 16th-century fortune teller's predictions, right in conjunction with the papal conclave to be held this year.
"When the fourth taco isn't free and the moon screams in French, the world will know that the bolillo's dissolution has begun," added the Tarot believer and regular consumer of cold empanadas.
This sentence was interpreted by witnesses as the imminent fall of the West, this being “the loaf of bread that broke,” and where “the taco” represents the election of a cardinal from Botswana.
Upon learning that his diatribes had been mistaken for cyclical prophecies, the poet also declared, laughing: “I just wanted them to give me credit for the chilaquiles to get me down, ”* thus ending the halo of mystery that had formed around him and reassuring those who watched with terror the Conclave to elect the new Supreme Pontiff.
And you can't miss the private concert that the band "Inquits" gave at Deforma... it's free!I don't wish any suffering on Francis, but if he finally dies and Robert Sarah is proclaimed Pope before April (he turns 80), the times of the Great Tribulation and Nostradamus' prophecy will be perfectly fulfilled.
"The last Pope will be black" https://t.co/lZjuh3sh3a pic.twitter.com/a711gnl7Oq
— uKur 🟥🟨🟥 (@Urukuru73) February 18, 2025
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