Flat-Earthers are confused that the earthquake in Russia could trigger tsunamis in Mazatlán.

“Does water turn around or what?” the awake individuals mocked.

Inclined Plane.- After the strong earthquake in Russia, flat-earthers are wondering why there are tsunami warnings in California, and along the entire Pacific coast in general.

The alert in places like Hawaii, Chile, Peru, and a shrimp stand in Mazatlán has prompted the flat-earthers community to lash out at meteorologists who don't know the earthquake occurred in Russia, which is very far from those places.

I HAVE THE SOLUTION…!!!! The Russian #Tsunami reached Chile because the land is not only FLAT, but also curled up like cardboard..!!! So we are... CARDBOARD PLANE TERRORS..!!! 💡 #Ziense pic.twitter.com/9eSEZ4OLYT

— Λ Γ Y (@Arynauta) July 31, 2025

“Tunamis can't jump,” the individuals mocked.

"But how? Russia is on the other side of the... plane? Or is water passing underneath like in video games?" asked Beto, a former Yu-Gi-Oh card player and representative of his colony on the Committee on Conspiracy Theories.

And according to their logic, the earthquake in Siberia would have to affect the islands at the end of the world, separated from America by the eternal ice of "the Antarctic wall," hence their incomprehensible reason for waiting for giant waves in Rosarito.

What fear? 🌊 Dozens of tourists and locals crowd the #Mazatlán boardwalk to watch the waves of the possible tsunami hit the Sinaloa coast. pic.twitter.com/8UFFv6RBtt

— Luis Alberto Díaz and The Newsmen (@noticieristas) July 30, 2025

"That's pure seismo-globalist conspiracy. I've never seen a wave cross the entire ocean from Russia to here!" said a flat-earther resident of Vallarta.

Faced with the information chaos, flat-earther leaders have called an emergency meeting in a Tepic market to create a video in which they will explain that the Pacific Ring of Fire is safe from what happens in Yakutsk, and that "unless the waves are breaking," there is nothing to worry about in Riviera Nayarit.

How flat-earthers explain #tsunami pic.twitter.com/cz7Qxf7tJ5

— Franklin Loachamin (@FranLoachamin) July 30, 2025

And just to be up to date:“Racist Lady” was thrown water as she was leaving the courthouse.

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