Man joins Bad Bunny's virtual queue and emerges 10 years later with grandchildren and a graduate degree.

Camping Stadium – A young man who joined the virtual line to purchase tickets for Bad Bunny's concert ended up leaving a decade later, now with a doctorate in philosophy, three grandchildren, and chronic hip pain.

What seemed like an innocent attempt to buy tickets to see the reggaeton artist turned into an insurmountable odyssey when he realized he was behind half the national population, with no approximate date for his turn.

I asked all my friends to wait in Bad Bunny's virtual line for me and they all say MORE THAN AN HOUR, GOD! pic.twitter.com/jW0MKfF4lQ

— dani 🤎 (@szn_dani) May 13, 2025

And that, according to him, he "lined up" at the recommended time, but he still ended up in 947,326th place, with an estimated wait time of 5 years, 2 months, and 23 days.

Bad Bunny has made many people age rapidly.

“ The site told me, 'You're number 947,326 in line.' I laughed. Then I cried. Then I got old,” explained the individual, who only wanted the tickets to resell and buy them for a car.

During his time in line, the fool managed to enroll in and out of college, get divorced after a 28-year marriage, see his children grow up and have children of their own, and even finish paying off his Infonavit loan. But he just couldn't get tickets .

“ The line moves slowly to ensure a fair and traumatically unforgettable experience for all users. No refunds or lawsuits for accelerated aging are allowed ,” the site clarified every six months to keep users from despairing.

Me after seeing the crappy spot I got in the virtual line for the Bad Bunny presale pic.twitter.com/dFkUJuvCau

— Juanka Sánchez (@JuankaSanchez_) May 12, 2025

Upon leaving the line, the man stumbled upon a completely different world: Bad Bunny no longer sings, but is the Secretary-General of the UN, and his songs are studied in comparative literature classes. Furthermore, Ticketmaster now exists only as a failed cryptocurrency, and outdoor concerts have been banned by the kindly Intergalactic Emperor.

And to keep you up to date: a video of José Ramón Fernández popping a magic powder during a live show has resurfaced.

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