People who support Mexico in the Gold Cup could lose their visas.

— TUDN MEX (@TUDNMEX) June 13, 2025

Take care of your Visa and don't cheer

"This has gotten out of hand. We can't allow our own stadiums to look like Estadio Azteca with a roof and air conditioning," declared the Department of Homeland Security spokesperson after seeing fellow citizens cheering while wearing their national flags.

Under the new measure, anyone shouting "Vamos, México!" during the tournament held in the United States will be considered a "subversive individual with a strong fondness for soccer and spicy food," and will therefore have their visa or temporary residency revoked.

– Landau: Certain differences and rivalries have come between us. At first, I wanted to treat them like civilized people. But instead, I simply TORE UP YOUR VISA!

– Monero Rapé, that was your visa 😒

– 😳 Oops! My visa! No, no, no, no, no! 😩 pic.twitter.com/d3o0cJj3gf

— Simpsonito (@SoySimpsonito) June 13, 2025

Likewise, those who wear giant hats, blare loud trumpets, or sing " Cielito Lindo" on U.S. soil will be classified as "harmful" and will not be allowed to re-enter the country for the rest of their lives... or until the government changes. Whichever comes first.

For its part, the Mexican Foreign Ministry has issued a series of recommendations for fans to maintain their visas, including: not throwing cheers, not shouting at the goalkeeper's clearances, and only eating bland hamburgers during their stay, instead of going to Mexican food places.

And in case you missed it: they stole an América player's Cybertruck that he had parked on the sidewalk.

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