New Dumbledore will require blood tests before awarding points to Gryffindor
Hogwarts with ER.- With the arrival of Gregory House at the head of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, a new chapter opens in the comprehensive health of students of both pure blood and Muggle- born children.
In addition to ordering regular medical checkups for students in all houses, the new Dumbledore has issued a strict protocol before going around handing out points left and right to Gryffindor.
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“I’m tired of Gryffindor getting points just because Harry Potter breathes. I want proof that they deserve them,” the new headmaster declared, wiping his cane with alcohol.
From now on, before awarding points to any house, blood and urine tests, and in special cases, a magical resonance, will be required to determine whether or not the points count.
The measure has caused controversy among students, especially in Gryffindor, who fear that their Quidditch victories will be compromised by the policy of the new headmaster, a proud Hufflepuff graduate.
“ It’s unfair, I saved the school from a troll and all I got was an appointment for a glucose test,” Ron complained, visibly upset as he was sent to the headmaster’s office.
Finally, House/Dumbledore warned that he would be able to intervene in the House Cup, with the winner being the one whose students have the best hemoglobin... and not so much for their academic or athletic achievements.
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