Neoliberal ninjas deny spying on tourists staying in Japanese hotels.

Tokyo with Mexican Seasoning.- Mexican politicians have accused ninjas in Japan of being neoliberals and working with the opposition to ruin the Morena party's vacation.

After images of the Morena party's organizing secretary enjoying an international buffet with breakfast were released, the political party has accused this group—famous for slipping away unnoticed—of being responsible for leaking the photos.

“ Obviously, the PAN hired samurai, ninjas, and Pokémon mascots to spy on our members ,” explained Luisa María Alcalde, the party president, while adjusting a scarf she clearly didn't need.

Ninjas are spying on other people's vacations

The accusation is accompanied by a series of videos showing Japanese tourists interacting in a "suspicious" manner just as a Mexican politician stood up for the fourth time to serve himself from the austere buffet.

" The opposition is capable of that and more," added the Morena leader, not before warning her members to take extreme precautions against possible infiltrators while vacationing in Europe or anywhere that has a continental breakfast.

Good morning! While you're scraping by on 8-15 thousand pesos a month, the NarcoJunior of malaise, Andy López Beltrán 🦧 @amlopezbeltran, is staying at the 5-star "The Okura Tokyo" hotel in Roppongi Hills, Japan.

Flee with YOUR $15,000 pesos as the cheapest option to spend just one... pic.twitter.com/nul8Zxce6B

— MEMO SALINAS (@MemoSalinas) July 27, 2025

For its part, the United Ninja Guild categorically denied any involvement in the scandal, clarifying that while they once handled the emperors' "dirty work," they are currently limited to appearing in films, series, and cupcake commercials.

“ We categorically deny having taken those photos. Besides, if it had been us, the angle would have been better, the lighting would have been perfect, and it wouldn't have come out blurry,” said a hooded ninja as he disappeared with a matcha-flavored smoke bomb.

We close with the best intro to a movie, taking advantage of the fact that the subject of ninjas has already been touched upon (yes, we were just waiting for any excuse to include it):

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