Petition to test the Smurfs for doping after Messi photo

After spending time with Messi, the World Anti-Doping Agency recommended testing the Smurf with whom he appears in his birthday photo.

The blue character, traditionally known for his passive-aggressive attitude, appeared on the cake with a defiant posture, a blank stare, and a clenched jaw, which was enough for thousands of internet users to begin speculating about his alleged use of "substances not permitted in the village."

Lionel Messi and his GRUMPY SMURF cake. 😅🎂 pic.twitter.com/sSbmrUItWH

— Sudanalytics (@sudanalytics_) June 24, 2025

"That Smurf didn't eat soup! I saw him walking in the woods looking for mushrooms," one netizen complained, tying up the loose ends due to the Smurf's closeness to the soccer player.

Messi has already gotten Grouchy Smurf into trouble.

"We're concerned that the Smurfs are being forced to take these types of substances to improve their performance in the village," said a member of the anti-doping agency while examining cartoons with a suspicious look.

For its part, the International Association of Animated Characters (AIPA) is already analyzing whether a retroactive anti-doping can be applied to the cake Smurf, which would open the door to also investigate Cookie Monster, Woody Woodpecker, and in passing, study the effects of the Hermit Seeds in Dragon Ball .

It's already rumored that Messi has contacted FIFA to intervene and prevent his new blue friend from being tested, and, incidentally, to get the Copa Américas to resume hosting every six months, as Argentine tradition dictates.

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