The Security Secretariat promises to install chastity belts in patrol cars.

Fertil Dependency.- The Public Security Secretariat announced that it will implement chastity belts in all patrol cars across the country.

The measure was taken to prevent temptation among police officers, who spend a lot of time on board with no other distraction than strolling through the city's romantic corners.

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Seat belts will be placed in all patrol cars in the country.

"We want to ensure that the only parking brake used in the patrol car is the vehicle's own," a spokesperson for the department said after announcing the new policy on couples within the agency.

The new belt will not only provide greater protection to uniformed officers on board, but will also allow them to concentrate on their patrol duties.

The use of chastity belts in the Middle Ages is a hoax probably originated in the 19th century. In fact, all those on display in museums have been removed as fakes. Let's stop repeating lies about that period. pic.twitter.com/IsGLPzDkPG

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In addition to the "Célibe-T500" model chastity belt, the Ministry plans to implement other tools, such as anti-fog windows, thermal detectors inside the units, and an app to monitor the heart rate of the individuals.

"Now we won't have to worry if we see a patrol car stopped," the officer added, while avoiding putting his hands in his pants pockets.

Finally, the agency assured that the measure will be applied nationwide, starting with the "hottest" municipalities and eventually covering every corner of the country where high fertility rates are recorded.

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