Disney Brings ‘Haunted Mansion’ to Early Halloween Decor Shopping—But at What Cost?

It’s only the start of June, and already Halloween fanatics have to fight for their lives to acquire the newest spooky season decor. Lowe’s just revealed this year’s Disney Haunted Mansion collection and choices were definitely made in sculpting the iconic figures from the Disney Parks ride.

Just give a little gander at the groundskeeper—he’s even more terrifying than the Hitchhiking Ghosts!

The eyes, so fleshy and protruding like they’ve seen a thing or two on a Doombuggy passing by. He looks absolutely nightmarish, so there’s no doubt he will work for the best lawn jump scares. He’ll set you back $249.

At least with the Knight, the sculpt fares better, right? It’s really more befitting to have the dead center stare come from the severed head, methinks. This hallway icon is available for $349 and is musical, featuring “Grim Grinning Ghosts” along with its motion programming.

Speaking of grim grinning ghosts, here are the Hitchhiking Ghost animatronics ($299), which we think approximates the designs from the ride closely enough while having that bought-in-a-Halloween store campiness in their outlandish design.

Check out the rest of the Haunted Mansion Halloween decor in the spooooooky gallery below which includes new light up busts and punny gravestones. Order for Summerween fun through Lowe’s and they may haunt your doorstep by next week’s Friday the 13th!

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