Hotels with breakfast included: new austerity measure
Austerity Globe.- Mexican politicians will have to abide by the government's new austerity measures, which include staying only in hotels with breakfast included.
This was agreed upon in a plenary session by the Morena party, after "Andy" , better known as Andrés Manuel López Beltrán, published a letter explaining that his trip to Japan was as austere as possible thanks to the hotel where he stayed having an "All Inclusive" policy.
Traveling deputies must submit to these security measuresANDY López Beltrán has appeared! He's enjoying the "republican austerity" in #Tokyo , Japan🇯🇵
He tried to camouflage himself with a cap 🧢 and glasses 👓, but they found him with the deputy Daniel Asaf, former right-hand man of #AMLO , having breakfast at the Okura hotel in Tokyo, a renowned 5️⃣🌟 of… pic.twitter.com/4od845vhUB
— SupreMo Newspaper 🔴 (@Diario_Supremo) July 27, 2025
"They don't even know, and yet they're still criticizing. The Airbnb I stayed in gave us breakfast, and we even grabbed some rolls so we wouldn't have to spend money on food the rest of the day," the exhausted politician declared.
In the letter, the Morena Organization Secretary also explains that opposition agents were hiding in the buffets, and they only appeared whenever he stood up to get more chilaquiles.
"They were dressed as ninjas, but I know the PRI and PAN sent them," the man said, showing off the bracelet he was given at the hotel so he could serve himself food in a modest manner.
#AlMomento 🚨 'Andy' López Beltrán, Morena's Organization Secretary, accuses him of being spied on, harassed, and politically lynched during his trip to Tokyo, Japan: "My adversaries sent spies." pic.twitter.com/ag0d3SY7EE
— El Universal (@El_Universal_Mx) August 6, 2025
The explanation has silenced the voices that criticized him, also resulting in all active members of the party being subject to the same measures from now on whenever they travel to the Old Continent , where they must stay only in places with breakfast included, without exception, and preferably with Americano coffee refills .
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